1
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Chris. how many times
I have to tell you

2
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don't leave this damn yo-yo
on the floor?

3
00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:14,473
- Are you trying to kill me?
- I forgot where I left it.

4
00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:18,352
Well will you remember when
Should I fall and break my neck?

5
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<i>Sometimes it seemed that the only thing my</i>
<i>mother did was yell at people.</i>

6
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Tonya, close the door.
Are you trying to freeze the whole house?

7
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Drew, cut that shit down.

8
00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,156
Are you trying to deaf us all?

9
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And take your feet off my table.

10
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Julius, pick up your underpants.

11
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Do I have to do everything myself?

12
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<i>And when I say that he yelled at everyone,</i>
<i>I mean everyone.</i>

13
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Rochelle, what did I say to myself?
Are you trying to drive me crazy?

14
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<i>But there was one person who always</i>
<i>put my mother in a good mood.</i>

15
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Daddy.

16
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<i>My mother adored her daddy.</i>

17
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<i>- And so are we.</i>
- Where is mom?

18
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In the living room. Where are my grandchildren?

19
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- Where are they? Hey.
- Grandfather.

20
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<i>My grandfather was a great storyteller.</i>

21
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He didn't think I was playing

22
00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:06,609
when I hit him in the head
with a brick.

23
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And to this day, when I go,
my food is free.

24
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Oh, dear. Do you have more
good jokes?

25
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What if I have more?

26
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- Come on. Knock, knock.
- Who is it?

27
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- Pass me the chops
- Pass me the chops who?

28
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No. Pass me the chops from there.

29
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He did it to you.

30
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I'm not playing with you, son.

31
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What's the rest of the joke, grandpa?

32
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Good. Knock, knock.

33
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- Who is it?
- Oh, dear.

34
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Oh dear what?

35
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- I'm dying.
- I'm dying who?

36
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I'm having a...

37
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Are you having an inf who?

38
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Daddy.

39
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Daddy?

40
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<i>I never knew who he was.</i>

41
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<i>The death of my grandfather</i>
<i>it was the first time</i>

42
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<i>that I dealt with death in the family.</i>

43
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<i>I didn't know how to react.</i>
<i>I guess my mother doesn't either.</i>

44
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<i>- Because instead of doing this:</i>
- Damn, damn, damn.

45
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<i>She did this:</i>

46
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Good morning everyone.

47
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<i>I haven't seen her this happy since</i>
<i>that Lionel Richie became a soloist.</i>

48
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I can't believe Gene is gone.

49
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I can't believe
not to finish that joke.

50
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I will never eat chops again.

51
00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:01,056
I can't believe he died
sitting here.

52
00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:03,684
Well everyone has to die
somewhere.

53
00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,311
Eat your eggs now.

54
00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:08,105
I hate eggs.
Can I have toast?

55
00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,983
Sure, Tonya. No problem.

56
00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,694
Hey, mom,
Do I have to go to school today?

57
00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:16,780
<i>The only death that would prevent</i>
<i>we went to school, it was ours.</i>

58
00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,741
No. Not if you don't want to do it.

59
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- Brilliant.
-Chris,

60
00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,662
- Do you want to stay home today?
- No, I have an exam.

61
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- Can I stay too?
- Sure.

62
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<i>I didn't know what was happening to my mother.</i>

63
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<i>But at that moment,</i>
<i>this was what I was thinking:</i>

64
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Shake it off, woman!

65
00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:42,556
Well, everyone have a nice day.

66
00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,313
That was weird.

67
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Wow, your grandfather died? How hard.

68
00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,737
I once had a budgie that died.
I cried for three weeks.

69
00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:59,114
My mom is acting very strange.

70
00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:00,574
Do you mean strange like...?

71
00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:02,826
There is a TV in my head.

72
00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,872
Please make it stop!

73
00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:09,333
<i>Even addicts would be scared</i>
<i>with that.</i>

74
00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,503
No.

75
00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,838
He's just kind.

76
00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,010
Were they very close?

77
00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,887
- Yes.
- Chris.

78
00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:26,684
Get up and tell the class
what you were talking about with Gregory.

79
00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,562
- My grandfather died.
- Chris, that's not funny.

80
00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,982
What will you do when your grandfather
really die?

81
00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:36,735
Just because you didn't study
It doesn't mean you kill your family.

82
00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,405
Who's next? Your father?
Your mother?

83
00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,532
Why don't you kill your sister
or your brother?

84
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He's telling the truth.

85
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Oh, Chris.

86
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Wait.

87
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- Do you believe him?
- Of course.

88
00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:55,421
- And not to me?
- Chris, your grandfather died.

89
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You can say anything.

90
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What are you doing here? Bring me the paper.
Don't worry about the exam.

91
00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,054
You are excused.

92
00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:08,726
<i>In honor of my grandfather,</i>
<i>I should have hit her with a brick.</i>

93
00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,355
Hello, mom. You look well.

94
00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,108
<i>And this is my grandmother, Maxine.</i>

95
00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,861
<i>She was the only woman who could take him away</i>
<i>My mother was a snob.</i>

96
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Your hair smells funny.

97
00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:24,033
Are you still using that
cheap perm?

98
00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:26,535
Dark and Beautiful?

99
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Look at mine, it's beautiful.
She is beautiful, right?

100
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It's nice to see you too, mom.

101
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<i>That's my Aunt Charlotte,</i>
<i>but we call her Dolores,</i>

102
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<i>because we only saw her at funerals.</i>

103
00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,091
<i>Not on birthdays, or weddings,</i>
<i>only funerals.</i>

104
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I hadn't seen you
from Cheryl's funeral

105
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- I know, I know, I know.
- Dolores, stop crying. Come on.

106
00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,477
- Good. Well, let me go.
- Dolores.

107
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- Good.
- Come on, come on.

108
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Come in.

109
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- Come on.
<i>- This is Aunt Mousey.</i>

110
00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,569
<i>We called him like this</i>
<i>because he spoke like a mouse</i>

111
00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,030
<i>and he was just talking</i>
<i>when they spoke directly to him.</i>

112
00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,324
Hello, Aunt Mousey.

113
00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,785
- How are you?
- Good.

114
00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:11,371
<i>My uncle Michael was almost 40,</i>
<i>and he never had a job.</i>

115
00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:13,123
<i>He put the "ado" in "unemployed."</i>

116
00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,667
- How are you?
- Hello, sister. How are you?

117
00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,252
- Good.
- Do you have anything to eat?

118
00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:19,171
Yes, we have...

119
00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,590
<i>I think he saw that a job</i>
<i>was chasing him.</i>

120
00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,801
Hey, Shaft.

121
00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,970
It's a shame about your grandfather.
I'm sorry.

122
00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,640
- Oh really?
- Yes. I mean,

123
00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,518
Who will teach you to tap dance now?

124
00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,979
<i>Later that day,</i>
<i>he beat a Chinese boy in my name.</i>

125
00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:38,690
- Here they are.
- Hello everyone.

126
00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,318
- Grandmother.
- Look at you.

127
00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:45,364
I'll take Michael and Charlotte upstairs
to accommodate them.

128
00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,324
- Are you okay, Mousey?
- Good.

129
00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:51,703
OK. Come upstairs. Follow me.

130
00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:54,248
Julius, shouldn't you be working?

131
00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,375
Hey, I'm on my way out.

132
00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,377
I just came quickly to say hello.

133
00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,004
- How are you?
- Well as could be expected.

134
00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,007
You know, Gene and I were
married for 40 years.

135
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,468
I hope Rochelle and I arrive
that far away.

136
00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:10,180
As she keeps this house,
I'm surprised you haven't left yet.

137
00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:13,142
<i>My grandmother always criticized</i>
<i>everything my mother did.</i>

138
00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,978
Mom, do you like my jacket?
It's all leather.

139
00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:20,774
It feels plastic. Feel mine.

140
00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,818
Italian leather.

141
00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,531
<i>At home, although my mother seemed</i>
<i>maintain control,</i>

142
00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,074
<i>the house was falling apart.</i>

143
00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:30,742
Rochelle,
Can you change the channel?

144
00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:32,744
Sure. No problem.

145
00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,082
<i>They treated her</i>
<i>how she treats me.</i>

146
00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,793
Are you going to help me choose the coffin,

147
00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,504
- or do I have to do it myself?
- Sure, mom.

148
00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:43,964
I'll help you in a minute.

149
00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,842
- 'Chelle, give me a glass of tea.
- Sure, mom.

150
00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:56,018
Tea for mom. Turtles.

151
00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,939
- Curse.
- That?

152
00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,567
<i>Have you ever had the feeling</i>
<i>what they were going to</i>

153
00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,861
<i>being hit on the head</i>
<i>with a yo-yo?</i>

154
00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,738
Here, darling. Be more careful.

155
00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:11,909
- Aren't you angry?
- No. Why would I be?

156
00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,411
Here, mom.

157
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,376
This tea tastes strange.

158
00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:23,879
- Which one is it?
- I think it's Lipton.

159
00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,089
It tastes like Nestea.

160
00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,467
It's Lipton.

161
00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:35,807
- Hello.
- Hello.

162
00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,392
Do you want a Turtle?

163
00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:41,980
<i>My mother giving me a Turtle?</i>
<i>In their world, that is asking for help.</i>

164
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,149
No, thanks.

165
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,237
Are you okay, mom?

166
00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:52,074
I'm fine.
Are you sure you don't want a Turtle?

167
00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,414
Why was that?

168
00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,208
I just want you to know that I love you.

169
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,335
<i>Since my father worked</i>
<i>overtime,</i>

170
00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,295
<i>and my mother was not herself,</i>

171
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,590
<i>I decided to take the reins</i>
<i>the best I could.</i>

172
00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:13,095
Tonya, go make up your bed.
Drew, clean this up.

173
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,763
Sitting playing cards.

174
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,309
<i>This was going to be more difficult</i>
<i>than I thought.</i>

175
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:24,064
Turn the volume down on that.
Are you trying to make everyone deaf?

176
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,608
Get your feet off the table.

177
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,531
Rochelle, tomorrow we will go
to the funeral home to buy the coffin.

178
00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:34,074
Please dress presentable.

179
00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,868
I don't want them to think that I don't
We can buy a decent one.

180
00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,745
- Sure, mom.
- Are you okay, honey?

181
00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,622
- Do you need to sit down?
- I'm not well.

182
00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,834
<i>As bad as it felt,</i>
<i>I didn't know it would get worse.</i>

183
00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,588
Rochelle, what can't you do?
a decent pot of tea?

184
00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:52,050
Why don't you leave her alone?
It's iced tea.

185
00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,469
If you're thirsty, well, you drink it.

186
00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,138
If not, no.

187
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,057
<i>I might join Grandpa</i>
<i>sooner than thought.</i>

188
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:02,394
Are you going to stay there
and let that child talk to me like that?

189
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:05,230
Don't you know I'll hit you
until you fall into another family?

190
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,190
Who are you?

191
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,818
They won't want to know.

192
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,871
Hi, friend.

193
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,414
Hello.

194
00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:27,085
Chris, you know you will have
You have to apologize to your grandmother.

195
00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,504
Because? She is the one who treats badly
to mom.

196
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,549
He's grieving, Chris.
And your mother too.

197
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,509
I know you try to protect your mother,

198
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:38,138
But trust me, you don't want to get involved.
between the two of them.

199
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,931
You won't win that one.

200
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:43,185
I'm already going to a funeral.
I won't try to go to another.

201
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,312
Well, then what do I do?

202
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,938
Do what I do.

203
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,315
Nothing.

204
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,109
Things will be fixed.
OK?

205
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,778
Apologize.

206
00:10:56,948 --> 00:11:00,452
<i>You don't believe you are going to get married</i>
<i>until you buy the suit.</i>

207
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,371
<i>And you can't believe</i>
<i>someone is dead</i>

208
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,873
<i>until you buy the coffin.</i>

209
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:08,085
Now, we have several models.

210
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,963
This one here, the best.

211
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,965
Made of mahogany,

212
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:18,470
has a silk cape
on a bed of goose down

213
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:21,348
and a night light.

214
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:24,101
<i>I guess it's in case</i>
<i>that the dead man wants to read.</i>

215
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,977
Mom, what about blue?

216
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,979
- Blue is nice.
- I don't like.

217
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,816
- She doesn't like it.
- It's a coffin, not an Oldsmobile.

218
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,860
- I like that one.
- Good taste.

219
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,447
Maxine? That one costs a lot of money.

220
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,157
We have payment plans.

221
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,326
Can we put it in the name
from my father-in-law?

222
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,620
Well, no.

223
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,913
That's what I thought.

224
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:48,041
- Well, mom. Whatever you want.
- OK.

225
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,254
Rochelle, even if we divide it into
Five, that's still a lot of money.

226
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,131
Who said we will divide it?

227
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:58,176
Well, I assumed we'd all help.
I mean, he's your husband.

228
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,178
Julius, I want to help,

229
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,223
- What is this?
- It's a baseball card. To Oliver.

230
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,683
He played in Pittsburgh.

231
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,726
For life. Hitter 330.

232
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,729
This card will cost thousands of dollars
someday

233
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,441
- How much does it cost now?
- Like a dollar.

234
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,318
I have 40 dollars saved.

235
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,237
What about you, Aunt Mousey?

236
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,738
I have some coins.

237
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,533
<i>Too bad he won't play</i> Asteroids.

238
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:25,036
Mom, I don't think we can afford
this now.

239
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,663
Why not?

240
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,834
Baby you always brag
that your husband has two jobs.

241
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,919
It isn't true.

242
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,338
I don't need this.
My man has two jobs.

243
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,924
My husband works two jobs.
I don't need to be here.

244
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,802
I don't need this.
My man has two jobs.

245
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:44,973
My husband deserves to be buried
with dignity.

246
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,309
Now who are you
to deny me that?

247
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:51,104
- We are not denying you...
- Nobody is denying you...

248
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,023
You only die once.

249
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:58,069
you owe your father
the one who leaves with style.

250
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,363
OK. OK.

251
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,784
- Do what you want.
- Mom, I...

252
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,203
- Come on.
- Mom, I wasn't trying to...

253
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,954
I'm coming, mom.

254
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,582
Rochelle, you are wrong.

255
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,418
Poor baby.

256
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,089
We'll take the blue one.

257
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,925
My daddy liked blue.

258
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,977
I always hated that photo.

259
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:34,689
It made me look like I had been
hit with a brick.

260
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,900
Hello, daddy.

261
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,443
Do you want a Turtle?

262
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:42,948
- No, but how are you?
- I'm fine.

263
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,825
Mom is driving me crazy.

264
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,869
Oh, she can do it.

265
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,829
It used to drive me crazy too.

266
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:53,833
Just because he's dead doesn't mean
that you should let him do it.

267
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,502
And if you try to do it,

268
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,380
you hit her on the head
with that brick.

269
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:11,977
<i>For the day of the funeral,</i>
<i>there were still things to fight:</i>

270
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,020
<i>Who's in the limo.</i>

271
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,488
Who are you,
and what are they doing here?

272
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,866
Hello, I'm Monay, this is Aisha,
and this is Kiki.

273
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,868
We saw the limo, so we got in.

274
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,162
- Where are you going?
- To a funeral.

275
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,249
Oh I'm sorry.

276
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,793
-Who died?
- My husband.

277
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:44,509
Okay, well, when they come back,
and if they don't take the limo,

278
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,052
Can we take her to the club?

279
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,054
Alright.

280
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,811
<i>The only thing fuller than a limousine</i>
<i>before a funeral,</i>

281
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,980
<i>it's your house after the funeral.</i>

282
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,481
What are you doing here?

283
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,650
my dad brought me
to give my condolences.

284
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,485
- Thank you.
- I had to go to work.

285
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,654
Mom, come and see.

286
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,491
- Chris has a white friend.
- Michael, shut your mouth.

287
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,494
Stop acting like never
you would have seen a white person.

288
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,372
Hello darling. Are you hungry?
Do you want something to eat?

289
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,875
- Sure.
- Well, come in.

290
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,460
- Do you want this?
- No, thanks.

291
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:21,588
How about this?
Don't go anywhere.

292
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,009
I left several sandwiches in the kitchen
for you.

293
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,510
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

294
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,805
Chris, I have a new video game
in the store.

295
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,474
Good.

296
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:36,478
Let me know when someone dies.
I'll give you a good price on a coffin.

297
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,938
What is your problem?

298
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,649
I'm sorry about your grandfather.

299
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,193
<i>The good thing about losing a family member</i>

300
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,694
<i>it's just that you receive a lot of compassion.</i>

301
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:48,198
- What are you doing?
- My grandfather died.

302
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:52,035
Just because your grandfather died
It doesn't mean you hug people.

303
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:56,289
- See you.
- I'm sorry about your grandfather.

304
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,376
<i>At least someone received</i>
<i>some compassion.</i>

305
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,338
-Who is that?
- Don't know.

306
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,507
Hello, little guy in front.

307
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,884
- Here you go, old man.
- What is this?

308
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,928
I stole from your grandfather a couple of times.

309
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,097
I didn't know you knew him.

310
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,867
Who ate my Turtles?

311
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:37,789
Is that what you call them?
I ate them, but they were disgusting.

312
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,624
What do they have?

313
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,002
If you didn't like them,
why did you eat them?

314
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,504
Mom, I'm sick of you.

315
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,674
Since you arrived,
You haven't stopped complaining.

316
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,884
Just because daddy is dead
does not mean

317
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:53,012
that you can come to my house and tell them
to everyone what they have to do.

318
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,806
Michael, put your feet down
from my damn couch

319
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,100
before I take off your socks
to blows.

320
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,310
And, Dolores, stop crying.

321
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:02,313
You cry at Easter.
You cry on Halloween.

322
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,274
You cry until Flag Day.

323
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:08,319
Find a tissue, wipe your nose,
because it is not to be like this.

324
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,656
And hangs up the phone.

325
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,408
And Aunt Mousey,

326
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,494
Take off your coat and speak loudly.

327
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,456
You're there looking and screaming:

328
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,208
You sound like a damn rat.
Use words.

329
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,419
You are almost 60 years old.

330
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,172
And, mom, next time
that you want to eat my turtles,

331
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,507
the least you can do
is that you like them.

332
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:34,053
<i>He returned.</i>

333
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,726
- Hello.
- Hello darling.

334
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,937
- How are you?
- I'm fine.

335
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:47,400
- I brought you your Turtles.
- Hello, Turtles. Thank you.

336
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,903
I'm proud of you
for confronting your mother.

337
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:53,072
- You already had me worried.
- Because?

338
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,700
I thought you would hit him
head with a brick.

339
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,747
It was good to see you. Take care of yourself.

340
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,916
- You owe me the Kleenex.
- See you, sister.

341
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,667
Thanks for all the chicken.
I apreciate it.

342
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,212
Stop eating pretzels. Goodbye...

343
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,130
So...

344
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,675
Did he say something before he died?

345
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,804
- Who? Daddy?
- No, Martin Luther King.

346
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:18,014
Yes, your father. Did he mention me?

347
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,851
No. He just asked for more chop.

348
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,395
<i>I know what you're thinking,</i>
<i>he must have lied.</i>

349
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,148
<i>But in fact, the truth was better.</i>

350
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,566
I'm not surprised.

351
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,694
I liked the flowers.

352
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,114
- Did you like them?
- I guess.

353
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,742
<i>I know it doesn't seem like an apology</i>

354
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:41,246
<i>after everything that has happened,</i>
<i>but this is what he meant:</i>

355
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:45,708
- Honey, I'm proud of you.
- I know.

356
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,504
- You're doing a good job.
- I know.

357
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,130
I wish my son would defend me

358
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,007
like your son did.

359
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,968
- I know.
- And your father?

360
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,972
- Oh, I would be so proud of you.
- I know.

361
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,392
- Mom, why are you so mean?
- Don't know.

362
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:06,062
- And, honey, your hair, it doesn't stink.
- I know.

363
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,357
See you.

364
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,151
Take care, mom.

365
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,242
- That's all.
- Oh, thank you, honey.

366
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:24,163
- I'm really going to miss him, mom.
- Me too, Chris.

367
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,290
Me too.

368
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:30,503
Chris, come here and pick up this yo-yo.

369
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:34,799
My father died for the love of God,
and now you want to kill me too.

370
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,579
Translation:
Luis Gonzalez


